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The Dumbest Members of Congress
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Abiit sed non oblita
“Whom the gods love, die young.”
Menander (341-290 BCE)
“My mother was a Protestant, of a traditional American, vague kind: she belonged to the church that the nice people in the neighbourhood went to. My wife is a Catholic, the kids are Catholic, so I’m a Catholic fellow-traveller.”
Legacy | Toledo Ohio
“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
“America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.”
MLive | Ann Arbor Michigan
“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
“It’s better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money.”
“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”
“If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.”
“The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.”
“Not much was really invented during the Renaissance, if you don’t count modern civilization.”
“No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it’s probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.”
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When it comes to grilled cheese, butter is king. pic.twitter.com/mw38O6ikpC
— Jennifer (@LiLa__lee18) November 25, 2024
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🎤 “Sometimes ask about the weather…”#TTPD pic.twitter.com/Oq4oJ6JumF
— University of Rochester (@UofR) April 19, 2024
Spring is springing 🌸🌤️ pic.twitter.com/EErJ53TAXt
— University of Rochester (@UofR) February 27, 2024
A Rochester study shows watching and discussing movies about relationships is as effective in lowering divorce rates as marriage counseling
So go ahead and put “Love Story” and “The Way We Were” on your streaming list#URochesterResearch #ValentinesDayhttps://t.co/ruGJvT8S2L pic.twitter.com/IwO9kiifYz
— University of Rochester (@UofR) February 14, 2024
Graduation Scholastic Aptitude Test
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Journal of Irreproducible Results
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How The States Got Their Abbreviations
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A Man in Full
“Whom the gods love, die young.”
— Menander (341-290 BCE)
- National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody (1974; with Doug Kenney); ISBN 978-1-59071-057-9
- National Lampoon Sunday Newspaper Parody (1978; with John Hughes); ISBN 978-1-59071-037-1
- Modern Manners (1983); ISBN 978-0-87113-375-5
- The Bachelor Home Companion (1986); ISBN 978-0-87113-686-2
- Republican Party Reptile (1987); ISBN 978-0-87113-622-0
- Holidays in Hell (1989); ISBN 978-0-8021-3701-2
- Parliament of Whores (1991); ISBN 978-0-8021-3970-2
- Give War a Chance (1992); ISBN 978-0-679-74201-2
- All the Trouble in the World (1994); ISBN 978-0-87113-611-4
- Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut (1995); ISBN 978-0-87113-653-4
- The American Spectator’s Enemies List (1996); ISBN 978-0-87113-632-9
- Eat the Rich (1999); ISBN 978-0-87113-760-9
- The CEO of the Sofa (2001); ISBN 978-0-8021-3940-5
- Peace Kills: America’s Fun New Imperialism (2004); ISBN 978-0-8021-4198-9
- On the Wealth of Nations: Books That Changed the World (2007); ISBN 978-0-8021-4342-6
- Driving Like Crazy (2009); ISBN 978-0-8021-1883-7
- Don’t Vote! – It Just Encourages the Bastards (2010) ISBN 978-0-8021-1960-5
- Holidays in Heck (2011); ISBN 978-0-8021-1985-8
- The Baby Boom: How It Got That Way (And It Wasn’t My Fault) (And I’ll Never Do It Again) (2014) ISBN 978-0-8021-2197-4
- Thrown Under the Omnibus (2015); ISBN 978-0-8021-2366-4
- How the Hell Did This Happen? The Election of 2016 (2017); ISBN 978-0802126191
- None of My Business: P.J. Explains Money, Banking, Debt, Equity, Assets, Liabilities, and Why He’s Not Rich and Neither Are You (2018); ISBN 978-0-8021-2848-5
- A Cry from the Far Middle: Dispatches from a Divided Land (2020); ISBN 978-0-8021-5773-7
New update alert! The 2022 update to the Trademark Assignment Dataset is now available online. Find 1.29 million trademark assignments, involving 2.28 million unique trademark properties issued by the USPTO between March 1952 and January 2023: https://t.co/njrDAbSpwB pic.twitter.com/GkAXrHoQ9T
— USPTO (@uspto) July 13, 2023
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