A well-intentioned query and the Halloween Problem
Abstract: The author’s description of the Halloween Problem demonstrates the role of cautionary tales in the history of computing. The Halloween Problem emerged in the context of structured query language optimization in relational database research. Normally, a query optimizer works by measuring system calls and paging requests and applying heuristics to the entire access path tree. Query optimization was one of the most challenging tasks facing System R researchers at IBM. These experiments with query optimization form the milieu in which the Halloween Problem emerged.
The Halloween Problem arose in early database systems when an operation changed the very data being used to determine what should happen next, allowing altered records to re-enter the decision process. The problem offers a useful analogy for increasingly capable artificial intelligence. An autonomous system may observe its environment, act upon it, change the conditions it subsequently observes and then act again. At the frontier lies recursive self-improvement: systems capable of modifying their own software, tools or decision processes. The enduring engineering question is deceptively simple: What happens when a system can change the conditions governing its own decisions?
Relata:
National Center for Health Statistics: Birth Data Files
From Cheerleader & Footballer To Pregnant at 15
Jordan Peterson: Accidental Childlessness, The Epidemic That Dare Not Speak Its Name
REDDIT: An estimated 1/3 of all GenZ were aborted
Today we break down the stack of regulations, codes, standards and open-source literature governing the safety and sustainability of university-affiliated medical research and healthcare delivery facilities. Because of the complexity of the topic we break down our coverage:
Health 200. Survey of all relevant codes, standards, guidelines and recommended practices for healthcare settings.
Health 400. All of the above with special consideration needed for obstetrics, gynecological and neonatal clinical practice and research.
We limit our interest to systems — water, power, telecommunication and security; for example — that are unique to campus-configured, city-within-city risk aggregations. Electrotechnologies (voltage stability, static electricity control, radio-interference, etc.) in these enterprises are subtle, complex and high risk. Sample titles from legacy best practice literature in this domain are listed below:
American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists: Levels of Maternal Care
Provision of Care, Treatment, and Services standards for maternal safety
Since our interest lies in the habitable spaces for these enterprises we usually start with a scan of the following titles:
International Building Code Section 407 (Institutional Group I-2) identifies requirements specific to healthcare settings, covering aspects such as fire safety, means of egress, and smoke compartments. Maternity and obstetric facilities within hospitals fall under this classification.
K-TAG Matrix for Healthcare Facilities
NFPA 70 National Electrical Code Article 517
NFPA 99 Healthcare Facilities Code
NFPA 101 Life Safety Code Chapters 18 & 19
ASHRAE 170 Ventilation of Healthcare Facilities
Relevant Institute of Electrical and Electronic Engineers research
Towards Deeper Neural Networks for Neonatal Seizure Detection
A System to Provide Primary Maternity Healthcare Services in Developing Countries
Deep Learning for Continuous Electronic Fetal Monitoring in Labor
Reorganizing of University Hospital of Oran’s operating theatre: Simulation approach
Finally, we collaborate with the IEEE E&H Committee on the following IEC committee projects from IEC/TC 62 Electrical equipment in medical practice:
– Common aspects of electrical equipment used in diagnostic imaging equipment
– Equipment for radiotherapy, nuclear medicine and radiation dosimetry
– Electromedical equipment for neonatal care
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A relatively new publisher of related standards is the Facility Guidelines Institute. We are monitoring its catalog and its processes. The healthcare facility industry is likely large enough for another non-profit but we have yet to see meaningful leading practice discovery and promulgation that is unrelated to the literature that is already out there.
Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPAA)
Health care cost as percentage of Gross Domestic Product for six representative nations.
Association of Academic Health Centers
International Conference on Harmonization: The ICH guidelines provide guidance on the development of pharmaceuticals and related substances, including clinical trials, drug safety, and efficacy.
Animal Welfare Act and the Institutional Animal Care and Use Committee
Good Laboratory Practice: GLP is a set of principles that ensure the quality and integrity of non-clinical laboratory studies. It ensures that data generated from non-clinical laboratory studies are reliable, valid, and accurate.
International Code Council Representation of Interests
In the early to mid-1900s, some US colleges used orphaned babies in home economics programs to teach child-rearing skills
These children were referred to as "practice babies" pic.twitter.com/FZCkeu0p2m
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) August 17, 2023
👩⚕️👩🎓 Warmest congratulations to UCD School of Nursing, Midwifery and Health Systems’ Higher Diploma in Midwifery group (2022-2024), who have officially completed their 18-month programme to become registered midwives 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/hixD1gT1no
— University College Dublin (@ucddublin) March 7, 2024
Maddy Price – CMU Track and Field https://t.co/4FTFyTXSrh
— World Athletes (@world_athelete) October 18, 2026
Shoutout to the Ragin’ Cajuns Water Ski team on winning their 7th straight National Championship 🤟🔥 #Dynasty #GeauxCajuns https://t.co/9OYAYHhOLd
— Ragin Review (@RaginReview) October 18, 2026
Allison Sherman ’24 wins @freep Marathon ❤️💙
""It was an amazing feeling," Sherman said. "The team was down there cheering me on. One of my teammates was there supporting me. It was awesome to see the UDM community out there and cheering me on."
https://t.co/Qe3vb4Yhey
— University of Detroit Mercy (@detmercy) October 19, 2026
Tufts Takes 3rd at Nevins Trophy with Late Surge on Sunday https://t.co/O4un7xAtHK
— Standards Michigan (@StandardsMich) October 18, 2026
National Champions 🏆
#GoNavy #navymsq https://t.co/FoBxS6BCIp
— Navy Men’s Squash (@navymsq) October 11, 2026
Final results from the Nuttycombe
#GoBlue https://t.co/gqBniJQPLt
— Michigan Track & Field / Cross Country (@UMichTrack) October 9, 2026
Iron sharpens iron
@UMichTrack
https://t.co/KYzFOt5D9Y https://t.co/T8MjaIvKoS— Standards Michigan (@StandardsMich) October 5, 2026
It’s like in the movies pic.twitter.com/STj3smhMHG
— Freddy🇩🇪 (@FreddyLA7) September 19, 2026
MAKE COLLEGE FOOTBALL GREAT AGAIN. pic.twitter.com/1XoCfmev0Z
— U.S. Department of Education (@usedgov) September 19, 2026
Football with the fam❤️ pic.twitter.com/YCYJSgsRvl
— Illinois State Women’s Basketball (@RedbirdWBB) September 19, 2026
🤩 https://t.co/vMCffG5y88 pic.twitter.com/KuwbiR0nlW
— Michigan Football (@UMichFootball) September 6, 2026
The Catch, The Catch, The Catch
Final from Ann Arbor pic.twitter.com/wBevuv45fC
— Western Michigan Football (@WMU_Football) September 6, 2026
Our Seniors! 💛💙#GoBlue pic.twitter.com/HUhV2shkY5
— Michigan Volleyball (@umichvball) August 17, 2026
You just got invited to a social kick with Destin, Josh, and Rylee. 📸 pic.twitter.com/vMejpZp1HI
— USA Swimming (@USASwimming) August 8, 2026
Ryan Erisman had quite the week in Irvine. Three national titles and a ton of momentum for the future. pic.twitter.com/rYxQhMFSm0
— USA Swimming (@USASwimming) August 2, 2026
and then everything changed https://t.co/iLLS9moeVW pic.twitter.com/oIReleWqNs
— m. (@wcsstallvn) July 30, 2026
𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 𝐂𝐍𝐅𝐑 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧’𝐬 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 🏆👏
Roger Hanagriff, Texas Aggie Rodeo Head Coach, talks with Shelby about the week at CNFR and the blessing it was to be there competing.
🎧 Listen to the full episode TODAY pic.twitter.com/VmVeUzxKtd
— Learfield College Rodeo (@LearfieldRodeo) July 29, 2026
Check out Fever guard Sophie Cunningham having some fun at her kids camp, recreating the “pointing” meme that went viral last week. pic.twitter.com/eCPkzx0IEt
— WISH-TV News (@WISHNews8) July 19, 2026
The Harvard women’s hockey team is going viral because they look nothing like people expected pic.twitter.com/mhuId0EVpp
— Matt Wallace (@MattWallace888) July 13, 2026
Freestyler Henry Anstine Selects Michigan Wolverines For 2027 – https://t.co/kgaRhVEKPz @umichswimdive pic.twitter.com/O6pmBSPPYo
— Swimming World (@SwimmingWorld) July 12, 2026
Tennis whites only pic.twitter.com/VdBlllNLDE
— Prep Propaganda 👔 (@prep_propaganda) July 12, 2026
GOAT🐐
🇨🇦Summer McIntosh now holds four individual long course World Records:
400Fr 3:54.18 WR
200Fly 2:01.65 WR
200IM 2:05.70 WR
400IM 4:23.65 WRShe is the first woman since 🇭🇺Katinka Hosszú to hold four individual long course world records at the same time. pic.twitter.com/zQxqL74ky0
— 競泳NEWS (@swimcoverage) July 6, 2026
🚨 WORLD RECORD ALERT 🚨
Gretchen Walsh posts a stunning 23.55 in the Women’s 50m Freestyle in Rome, lowering the recently set World Record held by Kate Douglass 🇺🇸#swimming #worldrecord pic.twitter.com/E3y93IXn4f
— World Aquatics (@WorldAquatics) June 28, 2026
everybody pulled on the same rope 🎥 pic.twitter.com/un3RZrBBw3
— Oklahoma Baseball (@OU_Baseball) June 26, 2026
It’s a Tar Heel 🆚 Sooner Championship #MCWS matchup! ⚾️
➡️ https://t.co/NdxRoTqbEk
📲 https://t.co/ZUEUkZyAP0
🎟️ https://t.co/okExvEs7lg… pic.twitter.com/GqmIR2Awx2— NCAA Baseball (@NCAABaseball) June 18, 2026
Pure entertainment down to the line! 🍿
Addy Wiley battled Tsige Duguma down the final stretch of the Doha Diamond League 800m and took the win in a season’s best of 1:57.98.#DiamondLeague and #DohaDL coverage presented by @on_running and @FleetFeetSports pic.twitter.com/ld4jtiWcxF
— FloTrack (@FloTrack) June 19, 2026
“Man’s life is brief, but through contests he touches the eternal.”
— Pindar, ‘Nemean Ode 6.23-24’
From fabulous races to NCAA podium finishes Kate Stewart-Barnett has done it all as a Spartan! Thanks Kate!#GoGreen pic.twitter.com/F4LkHjCpKY
— MSU Track & Field/Cross Country (@MSU_TFXC) June 14, 2026
BACK-TO-BACK OUTDOOR TRACK & FIELD NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 🧹🧹
Georgia Bulldogs complete the 2026 track & field season sweep and add another trophy to their collection. #NCAATF pic.twitter.com/6QyRNULheI
— NCAA Track & Field (@NCAATrackField) June 14, 2026
NCAA Outdoor Championships | Heptathlon 🤘
Tabea Eitel finishes seventh overall with a career-best 5,948 points‼️
It’s the ninth-best performance ever for a Longhorn and strengthens her hold as the No. 3 performer in UT history.#FloKnows x #HookEm pic.twitter.com/xiw8SrFVLV
— Texas T&F/XC (@TexasTFXC) June 14, 2026
— Standards Michigan (@StandardsMich) June 13, 2026
On Friday this group Facetimed me. This is their yearly get together. They tell me that they “are connected for life.” When you commit to something bigger than yourself you don’t just give yourself a better chance to win, the bonds you build are for life. pic.twitter.com/mSc4BECrb3
— Kelly Sheffield (@KellyPSheffield) May 31, 2026
This is what it feels like to have a gf pic.twitter.com/O0W8aXM7gA
— Second City Bureaucrat (@CityBureaucrat) June 1, 2026
Bringing some hardware back to Rocky Top#GBO🍊 pic.twitter.com/JE5FVaRjXI
— Tennessee Rowing (@Vol_Rowing) May 31, 2026
She’s incredible pic.twitter.com/s38fPn8TL6
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) May 10, 2026
🚨 SCHOOL RECORD ALERT 🚨
Sydnee Sinn, Sarah Forsyth, Olivia Millen and Kate Stewart-Barnett run 8:33.40 in the 4x800m relay to break the school record at Penn Relays!🟢⚪ pic.twitter.com/y6VQFJVrMT
— MSU Track & Field/Cross Country (@MSU_TFXC) April 25, 2026
Make that 4️⃣ #B1GWTennis Tournament Championships in the last five seasons for @UMichWTennis 〽️ pic.twitter.com/v6ojYdDRHS
— Big Ten Network (@BigTenNetwork) April 26, 2026
Wow. In these troubled times, the physical and artistic achievements of human beings have never felt more important … pic.twitter.com/xDi3nVM0Xn
— Geoff Barton (@RealGeoffBarton) April 26, 2026
Trump was once scouted by the Philadelphia Phillies during his time playing first base at the New York Military Academy.
Most people have never heard about this. pic.twitter.com/yWqLwG3OKQ
— johnny maga (@johnnymaga) April 26, 2026
Moments before she shocked the world pic.twitter.com/7br4w8ARqo
— USA NEWS 🇺🇸 (@usanewshq) April 20, 2026
The History of the Michigan Helmet. 〽️ pic.twitter.com/Q7e1cpm9WD
— A〽️aizing History (@JoeReynoldsAH2) April 17, 2026
Riley Gaines is a beautiful example of the joy of motherhood.
From championing women’s sports to working out women with her daughter, Margot, she shows how motherhood deepens purpose and fills life with unmatched love.
Strong, principled, and now embracing the most meaningful… pic.twitter.com/BsakOi937N
— Kelly (@kellytx2) April 17, 2026
Equipo de Hockey femenino Argentino 🇦🇷
Qué notan? pic.twitter.com/9J5debhSl1
— Pato Bonato (@patobonato) April 17, 2026
Can’t spell CHAMPIONS without PIOS 🏆#MFrozenFour x @DU_Hockey pic.twitter.com/4cQD8ICstE
— NCAA Ice Hockey (@NCAAIceHockey) April 12, 2026
I know absolutely NOTHING about NCAA hockey… but that was an incredible game with Denver vs Michigan.
I watched all of the 3rd period, OT, & 2OT and that was THRILLING.
Denver takes down #1 seed Michigan. As a non hockey fan Frozen Four is sick.
pic.twitter.com/dyZVUsY7yt— Garrett Armbrust (@4thandsaturday) April 10, 2026
HALF of the teams in the round of 16 will come from the states in red
College hoops runs through the midwest pic.twitter.com/fCQTjaWUFa
— BetMGM 🦁 (@BetMGM) March 23, 2026
These beautiful Dutch will not be around if they keep on importing Muslims pic.twitter.com/YsRYQp1YgD
— Evil Feynman (@evilfeynman) March 22, 2026
It’s good day to be a Wolverine fan 🙌
📺 ABC#MarchMadness x @umichwbball pic.twitter.com/5XkMqJwrr5
— NCAA March Madness (@MarchMadnessWBB) March 22, 2026
The moment Caroline Harvey became a Patty Kazmaier Award winner 😊 pic.twitter.com/kkNNXIl4MF
— Wisconsin Hockey (@BadgerWHockey) March 21, 2026
Two national championships in two days. FENCING SCHOOL!!
@NDFencing pic.twitter.com/ajoFANtKJE
— Reilly Fangman (@reillyfangman) March 22, 2026
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 + 🏆 =
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Our kind of math.#WFrozenFour x @BadgerWHockey pic.twitter.com/wXdrocJ8mz
— NCAA Ice Hockey (@NCAAIceHockey) March 23, 2026
“Your 2026 collegiate champions, the University of Utah‼️”#GoUtes 🏆 pic.twitter.com/fi1Pm3iQD8
— Utah Ski Team (@utahskiteam) March 14, 2026
CUE COUNTRY ROADS!!! 🎶 pic.twitter.com/hhXwEAG9bO
— WVU Rifle (@WVURifle) March 14, 2026
Ran it back 🏆
For the 21st time, the Mountaineers are National Champions! pic.twitter.com/dZhPqJv0QS
— WVU Rifle (@WVURifle) March 14, 2026
The joy on her face was amazing, God bless her.💖 pic.twitter.com/iT6akwcA4K
— Love Music (@khnh80044) March 12, 2026
Built for it 🧱
Mountaineers head to NCAA National Championship Friday and Saturday
📰 https://t.co/iFf311G4pH#HailWV pic.twitter.com/a5joy93OyC
— WVU Rifle (@WVURifle) March 12, 2026
📣 NSAI is seeking new members for our standards committees
We are establishing new technical committees on Light Gauge Steel, Mass Engineered Timber, and the National Annex for Eurocode 5 (structural fire design).
We’re inviting designers, consultants, academics, and… pic.twitter.com/wiv17lXgp9
— NSAI (@NSAI_Standards) March 2, 2026
Coming home with a lot of hardware 🏆 pic.twitter.com/Vv9L4REmsc
— WVU Rifle (@WVURifle) March 2, 2026
5 YEARS IN A ROW! 🏆#TidalTown pic.twitter.com/gXx9I7zcM3
— uncwswimdive (@uncwswimdive) March 1, 2026
Michigan roots. Unshakable heart. A golden finish. 🥇 https://t.co/nZmHF319nE
— Pure Michigan (@PureMichigan) February 22, 2026
Once was fun, twice is very nice! UVM Olympian Ben Ogden has done it again, capturing silver in the men’s cross-country team sprint w/teammate Gus Schumacher! This is the first medal for Team USA in this event and makes Ogden the team’s most decorated men’s cross-country skier. https://t.co/0SxTfMnKQI
— University of Vermont (@uvmvermont) February 18, 2026
Charlie Stramel sealed the game for @MSU_Hockey with his third of the game in OT 💥 pic.twitter.com/gwOUobsi10
— Big Ten Hockey (@B1GHockey) January 31, 2026
Danya Spoor – Clemson Track and Field pic.twitter.com/uAK3Hjx1ca
— World Athletes (@world_athelete) January 31, 2026
I’m not even an Indiana fan, but I never get tired of watching this. It’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen in football.
I hope somebody makes a movie out of it with Jerry Goldsmith writing the score.
— Denny Burk (@DennyBurk) January 23, 2026
Rocky Mountain Intercollegiate Skiing Association
RMISA Announces 2026 Alpine Schedule Changes https://t.co/sWwus8EY74
— Standards Michigan (@StandardsMich) January 11, 2026
Raw emotion from freshman Abbey Hayes following Creighton’s loss to Kentucky in the Elite Eight.
You can tell how badly she wanted this one for her older teammates. 💙@KETV | #GoJays pic.twitter.com/GqSh5qKtHK
— Matt Sottile (@MSottileTV) December 13, 2025
JUST IN: Indiana quarterback Fernando Mendoza honors his mother during his speech after winning the Heisman Trophy.
Mendoza’s mother suffers from Multiple Sclerosis (MS).
“Mom, this is your trophy as much as it is mine. You’ve always been my biggest fan … Your sacrifices,… pic.twitter.com/wYC8qZJHFj
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) December 14, 2025
19.72M FOR AXELINA. 🤯
COLLEGIATE RECORD.
SWEDISH NATIONAL RECORD.
SCHOOL RECORD. pic.twitter.com/wxuCayNG0M— Nebraska Track & Field/Cross Country (@HuskerTFXC) December 12, 2025
Fernando Mendoza’s post game interview after winning the Big Ten
byu/justletmeregisteryou insports
JANE. HEDENGREN. 🤯
✅ SCHOOL RECORD
✅ NCAA RECORD (by 8 seconds btw)
✅ 10TH FASTEST 5000M BY AN AMERICAN
✅ 11TH INDOOR 5000M TIME IN THE WORLD
✅ FIRST COLLEGIATE WOMAN TO RUN SUB 14:50 (indoor AND outdoor)ARE. YOU. KIDDING???!!! pic.twitter.com/pKDqexpUkH
— BYU Track & Field/Cross Country (@BYUTFXC) December 6, 2025
Ending the fall season with a dub 🎯 pic.twitter.com/tmjIff6hIx
— Ole Miss Rifle (@OleMissRifle) November 23, 2025
Best thing about being 12-0… pic.twitter.com/jfGpEnTXVu
— Ohio State Football (@OhioStateFB) December 1, 2025
The highest single-season hit percentage in @b1gvolleyball history. ✍️@aandijackson has capped B1G play with a .559 hit%! pic.twitter.com/9tqusyW28J
— Nebraska Volleyball (@HuskerVB) December 1, 2025
@UNC_BearsVB @BigSkyConf Champions! Go Bears! pic.twitter.com/oNCWBGY2RH
— Andy Feinstein (@PresFeinstein) November 27, 2025
CHASE DOWN❗️ Şilan Ayyildiz finishes 9th individually at the cross country national championship to lead the Ducks to a 3rd place finish. Ayyildiz went from 18th to 9th place over the final K 😮💨 #GoDucks pic.twitter.com/spP7A0UEmo
— oregontf (@OregonTF) November 23, 2025
Dominic Zvada postgame walk off celebration 〽️#GoBlue pic.twitter.com/uTpJWX0l8n
— Michigan Football on UMGoBlue (@UMGoBlog) November 15, 2025
The future of college cross country is no longer about coaching but about recruiting.
Foreigners are recruited to take American scholarships. Many of the runners are older than your typical college age athlete.
Then they are called American Champions. Shame. pic.twitter.com/x8uEahTOX6
— Maggs (@aspen_lindsay) November 23, 2025
History was made at the Yale Bowl.
Yale topped previously undefeated Harvard in the 141st playing of The Game, earning a share of the Ivy League title and the league’s first-ever automatic bid to the NCAA FCS playoffs.
Highlights from @YaleAthletics: https://t.co/yzDxolHzpB pic.twitter.com/EvueCJDcej
— Yale University (@Yale) November 23, 2025
Rachel Forsyth’s season isn’t done yet! She will compete in her second-straight NCAA Championship! 🟢⚪ pic.twitter.com/Vz9sMgFdSH
— MSU Track & Field/Cross Country (@MSU_TFXC) November 15, 2025
Great chemistry between these dancers! Excellent.💃🕺❤️ pic.twitter.com/YNWsVt1PrB
— Love Music (@khnh80044) November 15, 2025
❤️🔥 Jason Colacino and Katie Boyle – Honky Tonk Now THAT’S what I call pure elegance, charm, and undeniable heat!! 🔥💖 pic.twitter.com/AgxGaFELpL
— Love Music (@khnh80044) November 14, 2025
BYU’s Jane Hedengren just beat the defending 5K and 10K national champion by 42 seconds head-to-head at regionals. FORTY-TWO SECONDS! We are witnessing greatness. 🏃♀️ pic.twitter.com/6ELw3anmhL
— BoozeCougs (@BoozeCougs) November 14, 2025
LEm’s absolute banger of a nanny, all in the latest 🙌🙌 pic.twitter.com/W7HH63mEZo
— Fishing Niche (@FishingNiche) November 16, 2025
A moment @sacredheartwsoc will remember for a lifetime 🏆❄️☃️
And those snow angels and penguin slides?? 10/10 way to celebrate punching your second @NCAA Tournament ticket in program history‼️#NCAASoccer x 🎥 @MAACSports pic.twitter.com/KM17KIH2Rv
— NCAA Soccer (@NCAASoccer) November 9, 2025
— MythoAmerica 🌲 (@MythoAmerica) August 31, 2024
It was a great day at Forest Akers East hosting our first Big Ten Cross Country Championship since 2012! pic.twitter.com/hYEyyaeUyD
— MSU Track & Field/Cross Country (@MSU_TFXC) November 1, 2025
The Best Thing You’ll See Today@umichfootball & @Coach_SMoore made dreams come true yesterday for our guy Luke 💙💛@Dream_On_3 pic.twitter.com/drZoFXWFwp
— Blue By 90 (@bluebyninety) November 1, 2025
Another milestone in our College history reached – we’re proud to present our first ever official College golf team! pic.twitter.com/4hCTJVZhPA
— Bishop’s Stortford College (@BSCollege) October 17, 2025
The beats that get us dialed in 🎧🔥 pic.twitter.com/VvHFDurett
— Ole Miss Rifle (@OleMissRifle) October 15, 2025
Led by senior Chad Perrine and junior Luke Skuratowicz, three Hope College men’s cross country runners finished in the Top 30 of the 167-runner field at the Muskegon Community College Jayhawk Invitational on Saturday. Read the meet recap on the Hope Athletics website. #d3xc pic.twitter.com/Dynob8mVrX
— Hope College Athletics (@HopeAthletics) October 11, 2025
Freshmen check. Call your parents, kids! pic.twitter.com/oMTRgFlRmk
— Bobby Guntoro (@bobbygunt) September 27, 2025
Another Top 🔟 on Tour ⭐️
You’ve made the Auburn Family incredibly proud. #WarEagle | #AuburnBeingAuburn pic.twitter.com/fPYfM5FULq
— Auburn Men’s Golf (@AuburnMGolf) September 15, 2025
OQXC Girls @ Troy XC Invitational! #sd113a pic.twitter.com/5VLmByUE3z
— Ms. McCormick (@MsMcCormickOQMS) September 20, 2025
Seeing a game at Oklahoma is awesome (outside of the outcome)
An A+ experience and awesome fans…
Apples to apples it’s light years better than a Texas home game
Great parking, great tailgating, street of bars a block from stadium
Awesome. Would highly recommend pic.twitter.com/i6NB7SvMPW
— James T. Yoder (@JamesYoder) September 7, 2025
Sebastian Moniz connects on this corner kick recently propelling our boys’ soccer team. Great stuff! #BPSoccer ⚽️⚽️🥅⚽️⚽️ @BayPathSuper pic.twitter.com/M3bRFHQXS2
— BPPrincipalVT Co-Moderator @UnlockTheMiddle (@BPPrincipalVT) September 6, 2025
These are the male cheerleaders America wants.pic.twitter.com/lfA5Pn6BpG
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) August 30, 2025
Ryker Comstock is your Student Athlete of the Week!
🌟 Great news, @CCHS_Gladiators fans! Your amazing support has helped us win the @TMobile #FN5GL $5K Fridays #sweepstakes 🙌 We’re so proud of our @clarkecentral spirit! pic.twitter.com/HJosLUtXtL
— CCHS Athletics (@CCHS_Gladiators) August 31, 2025
WORLD. CHAMPION. 🥇🤩
Luca Urlando grabs the 200 fly world title and becomes the SECOND AMERICAN EVER to go 1:51. Unreal swim. #AQUASingapore2025 pic.twitter.com/LHoq7vZTxQ
— USA Swimming (@USASwimming) July 30, 2025
Michigan Girl, Our Michigan Girl….
Hail the victor 〽️🇨🇦
Savannah Sutherland captures the women’s 400m crown at Canadian Champs in 5️⃣1️⃣.5️⃣1️⃣ seconds.
📸: Sean Burges/Mundo Sports Image pic.twitter.com/62fOGNFQL4
— DyeStat (@DyeStat) August 1, 2025
🚨 NEW WORLD RECORD 🚨
TEAM USA JUST SMASHED THE MIXED 400 FREESTYLE RELAY WORLD RECORD!!!
Jack Alexy – 46.91 👀
Patrick Sammon – 46.70 👀
Kate Douglass – 52.43
Torri Huske – 52.44 pic.twitter.com/5VZcPu50KM— Kyle Sockwell (@kylesockwell) August 2, 2025
WHAT. A WAY. TO CLOSE.
The U.S. grabs gold AND a world record in the last event of #AQUASingapore2025 to end the meet ON TOP of the gold and total medal table 🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/mdaooxhGY2
— USA Swimming (@USASwimming) August 3, 2025
Northwest High School junior Cooper Lutkenhaus has run the fastest 800-meter race in the world for any athlete younger than 18! Cooper set the new U18 world best at the USA Track & Field Outdoor Championships by running a time of 1:42.27 to earn silver. pic.twitter.com/5imZ9yZHLN
— Northwest ISD (@NorthwestISD) August 3, 2025
🏅History made.
The U.S. men’s four won gold for the first time at the U23 World Championships. Ryan Martin, Wilson Morton, Sam Sullivan, and Lyle Donovan are victorious in the A Final, winning by 2.25 seconds. pic.twitter.com/2fAtSEwewA
— USRowing (@usrowing) July 26, 2025
Kate Douglass just threw down a 52.04 split on the 4×100 free relay 🥶
The U.S. will be top seed tonight after the group’s 3:33.57 in prelims.#AQUASingapore2025 pic.twitter.com/H4Mke7NpZN
— USA Swimming (@USASwimming) July 27, 2025
Over the weekend, Anhelina Khmil earned a second place finish at the CEV Nations Cup Final in Portugal as part of the Ukrainian team! pic.twitter.com/2zuEa9wk9c
— TCU Beach Volleyball (@TCUBeachVB) July 20, 2025
The bottom of the ground was nothing for Emily Beisel! She moves into the Top 4 of her set by almost two tenths of a second to lock in her place at the Cheyenne Frontier Days Semifinals. pic.twitter.com/1uDeztOlZM
— The Cowboy Channel (@Cowboy_Channel) July 20, 2025
He swims like the art of poetry. pic.twitter.com/rrhMP83DQD
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) July 12, 2025
Catherine giving trophies to Amanda, who is the runner-up and Iga the ladies single winner! pic.twitter.com/rZSntPOGig
— Sabirah Lohn 💕🦕🦖 (@SabirahLohn) July 12, 2025
While other kids are learning TikTok dances, she just set a record tying a goat in 7 seconds flat. pic.twitter.com/ZPELIagdxv
— Desiree (@DesireeAmerica4) July 13, 2025
THE TIGERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS pic.twitter.com/0sk6iV8gRc
— LSU Baseball (@LSUbaseball) June 22, 2025
Savannah Sutherland d capped an incredible career at Michigan with her second NCAA title and has been named the 2024-25 Female Michigan Athlete of the Year! 〽️ #LeadersAndBest
THE TIGERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS pic.twitter.com/0sk6iV8gRc
— LSU Baseball (@LSUbaseball) June 22, 2025
INFO » https://t.co/Caza1OyrCy | #GoBlue pic.twitter.com/YD6HTdYd0p— Michigan Track & Field / Cross Country (@UMichTrack) June 23, 2025
𝐀𝐔𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐔𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍
Our list of Fences Riders of the Year is getting long…
✔️ 2025: Avery Glynn (SEC & NCEA ROTY); Kate Hagerty (SEC Freshman ROTY)
✔️ 7-straight SEC ROTY awards
✔️ 4 of the last 7 NCEA ROTY honors
✔️ 7 SEC Freshman ROTY awards#WarEagle pic.twitter.com/1bRaWk4ytY— Auburn Equestrian (@AuburnEQ) June 23, 2025
When you realize you’re the national champion AND you set the collegiate record 🥹 pic.twitter.com/BPUEuZmZMP
— Michigan Track & Field / Cross Country (@UMichTrack) June 15, 2025
Last practice before Eugene. #NCAATF x 🎥 @BYUTFXC
pic.twitter.com/3kNxStxS9Z— NCAA Track & Field (@NCAATrackField) June 6, 2025
Feelin’ Super 🦸♂️
🖥️ https://t.co/vUbrNtVRPX
🎟️ https://t.co/i73Q25MuVk
📲 https://t.co/D9Ga3efNbI#RoadToOmaha pic.twitter.com/1dpxaU8SEG— NCAA Baseball (@NCAABaseball) June 3, 2025
Kate Douglass and Shaine Casas are your #ToyotaNationals high point winners! 🙌 pic.twitter.com/bA9JJSWxEP
— USA Swimming (@USASwimming) June 8, 2025
💨💨💨
Savannah Sutherland sets the Hodges Stadium facility record and for the second straight year she sets the NCAA East First Round record in the 400H! pic.twitter.com/u48jsKv3Zm
— Michigan Track & Field / Cross Country (@UMichTrack) June 1, 2025
Meanwhile at the airport.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/BKRrslNY7x
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 29, 2025
Kävin varastamassa rikkailta rahat ja nyt jakelen ne köyhille. Kenelle laitetaan ja paljonko? pic.twitter.com/AFUva64UPN
— Päivi Ekdahl 🇫🇮🇺🇦 (@EkdahlPaivi) May 31, 2025
Our medalist boats!!! 🥉🥉🥉🥉 #RowBlue pic.twitter.com/5qcjoirtmj
— Michigan Rowing (@umichrowing) May 18, 2025
Michigan just won the men’s gymnastics National Championship. pic.twitter.com/FYCWB4a9eK
— Scott Bell (@sbell021) April 20, 2025
Iconic.
Michigan ties its uneven bars record with a 49.725 in the first rotation of the evening.#GoBlue pic.twitter.com/6V5UKAkRDj
— Michigan Women’s Gymnastics (@UMichWGym) March 18, 2023
This Sunday, watch live on the BBC on in-person in our free Fan Parks.
Raw, unscripted live sport. This is The Boat Race. pic.twitter.com/foS7NqdOYL
— The Boat Race (@theboatrace) April 6, 2025
Ivan Puskovitch is a NATIONAL CHAMPION 🏆
He captures a start-to-finish victory in the #OWNats 5K! pic.twitter.com/LS3wRPGeqw
— USA Swimming (@USASwimming) April 6, 2025
— Navy Athletics (@NavyAthletics) March 29, 2025
Oh the beauty of @MorayGC & the @ScotStuSport Golf Championships. The perfect fit! pic.twitter.com/RQ7fX3Wsvx
— College Links Golf (@CLG_Scotland) March 29, 2025
The men got next 👊👊
Tune in to ESPN+ from March 26-29 to catch the men’s @NCAA Division I Swimming & Diving Championships. pic.twitter.com/JytMBGFJHS
— USA Swimming (@USASwimming) March 26, 2025
Our special guest for puck drop, @taylorheise9 🏒#WFrozenFour pic.twitter.com/re7L1gpRGU
— NCAA Ice Hockey (@NCAAIceHockey) March 23, 2025
The Broncos take the Last Call in Saint Paul and #FrozenFaceoff title in double OT! 🙌#NCHChockey // #BroncosReign pic.twitter.com/Nki7IvKLPr
— The NCHC (@TheNCHC) March 23, 2025
Sliding into the weekend like…🛷❄️ pic.twitter.com/GoSpxcuAcj
— AccuWeather (@accuweather) March 21, 2025
Your Duke family is proud of you guys! Dom and Gavin both fared well in the state tournament!! Dom went 2-2, and Gavin went 7-1! Gavin finished 3rd overall in his weight class!! Congratulations to both boys!! @WEVSD_sports @whsladydukes @AndyPeltz pic.twitter.com/5yEMNYkU7Q
— Robert Figuly (@RobertFiguly) March 23, 2025
Another @MSU_Hockey BIG10 Championship! What an exciting night at Munn Arena for our Spartan players, coaches, students and fans. Go Green!! pic.twitter.com/u9ZWUTeBVc
— Kevin Guskiewicz (@KevinGuskiewicz) March 23, 2025
Molly Miller making sure plenty of Lopes are involved when she cuts down the nets. @MollyMiller33 @GCU_WBB pic.twitter.com/2BhbuCDe48
— Jordan Hamm (@JordyHamm) March 15, 2025
Damn. Big Ten tournament champion in his first year as head coach. Let the dancing begin! #GoBlue pic.twitter.com/Zd57LBUwJF
— Santa Ono (@SantaJOno) March 16, 2025
Men’s 400m Champion
🥇 Will Floyd (@UGATrack)
📊 45.43#NCAATF x 🎥 ESPN+ pic.twitter.com/lcIb0zTYMX— NCAA Track & Field (@NCAATrackField) March 15, 2025
Every Thursday, coach Brandon runs men’s IM threshold practice and Coach Sarah & I run the women’s IM group. It’s one of those “all hands on deck” type of day. Last night, in the 400 IM the men went 1-2-3-5-10-11 and the women went 2-3-4-5-6-10-17-22. pic.twitter.com/pCfhLWSvoA
— Bobby Guntoro (@bobbygunt) March 1, 2025
TRE HOLLOMAN FOR THE WIN!!!!!
What a shot at the buzzer! Michigan State pulls off the win at Maryland, 58-55. #Spartans have won four games in a row, including three straight against ranked opponents.pic.twitter.com/1NMM6xdH46
— Hobie Artigue (@HeyItsMeHobie) February 27, 2025
Amanda Moll just broke the @NCAATrackField Pole Vault record with a height of 16-1.25 (4.91-meters)🤯#B1GTF x @UWTrack pic.twitter.com/5OUCmOS2QW
— Big Ten Network (@BigTenNetwork) March 1, 2025
Recapping Day ✌ of #MWITF https://t.co/7jbGnmF65r
— Air Force Track & Field/XC (@AF_TFXC) March 1, 2025
EASTON TALT 😱#NCAABaseball x 📹 FloBaseball / @BeaverBaseball pic.twitter.com/RUsWYVFOxi
— NCAA Baseball (@NCAABaseball) March 1, 2025
Great day in the weight room at Weatherford High School! We have football, basketball, girls and boys track programs working hard. We are blessed with the best facilities in the state! pic.twitter.com/gvH85GZmoM
— Rick Weaver (@rickweaver98) February 21, 2025
Peak German engineering pic.twitter.com/BxyzCVFSdU
— miss white (@cinecitta2030) February 22, 2025
The Revere Varsity Competition Squad traveled to Big Walnut High School today to compete in the OASSA State of Ohio Cheerleading Championships! They finished in fourth place, D3 Non Build Division!!! We are so proud of you ladies! @RevereLocal pic.twitter.com/evF06thfAD
— Doug Faris (@DougFaris) February 23, 2025
Wow! What an amazing couple of weeks for ‘OE’ Justin Davies. He broke the Welsh indoor 800m record at the Keely Klassic and then went on to become the British champion at the UK Indoor Championships! #uptherose 🌟🏅 pic.twitter.com/fgFq5AOX09
— Sport & PE | King Edward’s School (@KESBathSport) February 24, 2025
My girl shot her first ever perfect 5 bullseyes at her county tournament today
Great job girl! pic.twitter.com/Xhyl1bEK0R— kelli chalfant (@cf_farms7) February 22, 2025
NCAA Rifle 🤝 Historic Memorial Coliseum
Rifle National Championships
📅 March 14-15
🏟️ Historic Memorial Coliseum
🎟️ https://t.co/MgMeX9j7ER #T37 #WeAreUK pic.twitter.com/mDooaFpvfu— UK Rifle (@UKRifle) February 14, 2025
A new ASTM standard addresses safety elements of #PoleVaulting areas. It establishes safety, performance, and maintenance recommendations for indoor/outdoor, and private-use pole vault facilities. https://t.co/pq1pCCQZRE pic.twitter.com/oz08sWDt4l
— ASTM International (@ASTMIntl) February 13, 2025
“With this executive order, THE WAR ON WOMEN’S SPORTS IS OVER.” –President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/g97jV4eEPW
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) February 6, 2025
“We’re putting every school receiving taxpayer dollars on notice that if you let men take over women’s sports teams or invade your locker rooms, you will be investigated for violations of Title IX and risk your federal funding.” –President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/MUd6FAetWr
— President Donald J. Trump (@POTUS) February 6, 2025
Draw two is in the books at the #OUA Men’s Curling Championship! 🥌
The @queensgaels got the better of the @LUVoyageurs 6-3, scoring 3 in the first end to take an early lead, while the @tmubold scored early and often to beat the @OT_Ridgebacks 10-1.
The @brockbadgers took down… pic.twitter.com/mc6CndjeZ9
— Ontario University Athletics (@OUAsport) February 7, 2025
👟 Our Gryphon Track and Field team heads to the state of the New York for today’s meet in the Cornell Upstate Challenge!
📅 Sat. Jan 17
📍 @CornellSports (Ithaca, NY)#GryphonPride pic.twitter.com/ahH5AuzEZE— Guelph Gryphons (@guelph_gryphons) January 18, 2025
Sunrise swim with @uncwswimdive on Saturday morning! pic.twitter.com/q7PExy1pWe
— Bobby Guntoro (@bobbygunt) January 11, 2025
Remember when it was so cold the rivers and lakes iced over? Our college wild swimmers certainly do – they took the plunge (without wetsuit insulation) and lived to report back! 🥶 pic.twitter.com/CKyLK0ySMu
— Trinity College (@TrinityOxford) January 17, 2025
“We’re feeling confident in our performance so far. We’re being challenged, but so far have managed to stay sharp.” – Catherine Clifford, third
This quote sums up the Canadian women’s performance thus far at the World University Games, as they remain undefeated after two wins on… pic.twitter.com/jetQK1TtbH
— Curling Canada (@CurlingCanada) January 18, 2025
A B1G @HuskerWBB WIN ‼️#B1GWBBall on @BigTenNetwork 📺 pic.twitter.com/1sjIY2H4Ri
— Big Ten Women’s Basketball (@B1Gwbball) January 17, 2025
Track and Field Collects Seven Wins at SVSU Classic https://t.co/UpoAphESGe
— svsuathletics (@svsuathletics) January 18, 2025
“Rowing is more poetry than sport.” — George Pocock (‘Boys in the Boat’ 2024), a British-born boat builder, rowing coach, and influential figure in American rowing, best known for his craftsmanship of racing shells and his philosophical approach to the sport.
“There is no greater glory for a man than that which he wins with his own hands and feet.” (Homer, Iliad c. 8th Century BCE)
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Azusa Pacific University Symphony Orchestra | Susanna Cervantes, Graduate Conductor
Recorded Nov. 10, 2018 at the Haugh Performing Arts Center, Glendora CA
Copland wrote the score to the film version of Thornton Wilder’s play in 1940. Comparable to Copland’s other orchestral suite, Appalachian Spring, Our Town is smaller in scale, but holds the same traditional Copland characteristics: the sunrise wake up call in the beginning, the call and response, exploiting the reflective quality of the woodwinds, brass chorales, and the desperately aching sounds of the strings.
He explained, “For the film version, they were counting on the music to translate the transcendental aspects of the story. I tried for clean and clear sounds and in general used straight-forward harmonies and rhythms that would project the serenity and sense of security of the story.” It is dedicated to Leonard Bernstein.
Su Jin Susanna Cervantes is professional freelancer actively working in the greater Los Angeles area. As a cellist, Susanna has played in multiple ensembles such as Hollywood Youth Orchestra, USC Thornton Symphony, and APU Symphony Orchestra.
She has also performed in multiple chamber groups performing works by Barber, Brahms, Borodin, Franck, Mendelssohn, Rachmaninoff, and many more. She has performed in masterclasses with Daniel Hoffman, Lynn Harrell, and Alisa Weilerstein. In addition, she frequents in collaboration with singer-songwriters such as Sleeping At Last, whose hits are featured on ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy; grammy-nominated artist, Michelle Bloom; British Christian singer-songwriter, Matt Redman; and singer/actress, Jackie Tohn.
Susanna is an academic instructor at Orange County School of Arts, teaching String Literature and Music History. She is also a strings coach for the Symphony Orchestra at San Marino High School. Since 2011, Susanna has been a pianist and a music associate at First Baptist Church of Glendale, facilitating services and contracting musicians for the church. Susanna has been teaching cello privately throughout Southern California since 2010.
Susanna has received her BM in Cello Performance from Azusa Pacific University, and is currently studying with Professor Christopher Russell at Azusa Pacific University and will receive her MM in Instrumental Conducting in May of 2019.
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Beaumont Tower Carillon Performance
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Brigham Young University Centennial Carillon@BYUhttps://t.co/UK2KOQT6Rd pic.twitter.com/jqeblP8w7K
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Roger Scruton — The True, the Good and the Beautiful
In contemporary America, beauty sometimes arrives in the dock accused of carrying an old accomplice: power.
The argument has a history. Standards called beautiful — in faces, bodies, buildings, painting and language — were often established when Western institutions were overwhelmingly European. What one generation
called proportion, harmony or refinement, another may therefore suspect of being merely preference hardened into authority.
But this leaves a larger question unanswered. Abuse of a standard does not prove that standards are impossible. Nor does the history of exclusion establish that beauty itself excludes.
A cathedral, a garden, a melody or a well-made room can move people who share neither ancestry nor politics.
Perhaps beauty is troublesome precisely because it makes a larger claim: that amid our differences, some things may still be worth admiring together.

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2020 Minnesota State Building Codes
When kids join @MN4H, they open a whole new door to hands-on learning. Youth from 13 #Minnesota counties at the #UMNProud St. Paul campus for crop scouting. #STEM pic.twitter.com/g8VOyk8Bly
— U of MN Extension (@UMNExt) July 20, 2022
Regents of the University of Minnesota: General Obligation Refunding Bonds
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— USPTO (@uspto) July 13, 2023
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